Bits of Tits or an Assortment of Ass: Natures Bloods vs Crips

So, after my last blog I was getting some rave reviews. People were really enjoying the direction it was going in because they felt like they could relate to it and in a sense "use" the information. With that said, I decided to once again do some hardcore investigative reporting and get to the bottom of one of the biggest rivalries known to man. These two combatants have been at war for centuries and today the team at Mind of Mayshus will try to once and for all end this battle! I, of course, am talking about the age old battle of Breasts vs Ass: What do men really prefer?

In the first corner we have the breasts. They come in pairs, many different sizes, and can be seen from the front. It's special moves include the cleavage, and the occasional "nip slip". In the second corner we have the ass. These too come in pairs, many different sizes, but this one is seen from the rear. It's special techniques include the "moon", and the coveted thong cleavage.

Originally, I figured I would just sleep with 35 different women and see where my hands naturally focus on. After a lot of consideration I decided that it would take too long and instead decided to ask 35 different people what they prefer. Here are the results:

Breasts: 9

Ass : 26

There you have it! Ass wins by a landslide. Almost 75% of the people surveyed prefer ass over breasts on any given day. One can't help but ask the question: why? Why do people prefer the ass over breasts? Maybe it's because it is easy to look at a female's ass without getting caught. The breasts are facing the same direction as the eyes so there is no time to react if a female see's us and we end up like George Costanza. When looking at the ass, the girl has to turn around which gives enough warning to look somewhere else or pretend we're just staring at something on the floor.

Perhaps it is because the ass is so soft and supple, and bounces just perfectly. The ass makes us feel safe to hold it but at the same time makes us feel manly and strong. Walking down the street with a woman we can casually slide our hands across our womans ass and into her pockets without being ridiculed. That is a luxury we do not have with the breasts because it is seen as absurd. Even slapping. Try slapping a females ass. A lot of the time they'll enjoy it and be into it, perhaps even ask for a harder slap. Have you ever tried slapping a womans breasts? They do not appreciate it much, trust me.

Well there we have it, breasts just don't have what it takes to compete with the ass. Don't get me wrong, if a women comes along with her succulent breasts in our face, no one in their right mind would pass on it because there's no ass present. It is merely just a preference. So ladies, the next time your man says you have a thick ass, it is NOT a bad thing. It is definitely a compliment. Fella's, keep up the good work. To you ladies with nicer breasts than ass, we still have love for you no matter what. And to all the girls with the fine ass, we salute you!

Brought to you by the team at Mind of Mayshus