Bits of Tits or an Assortment of Ass: Natures Bloods vs Crips

So, after my last blog I was getting some rave reviews. People were really enjoying the direction it was going in because they felt like they could relate to it and in a sense "use" the information. With that said, I decided to once again do some hardcore investigative reporting and get to the bottom of one of the biggest rivalries known to man. These two combatants have been at war for centuries and today the team at Mind of Mayshus will try to once and for all end this battle! I, of course, am talking about the age old battle of Breasts vs Ass: What do men really prefer?

In the first corner we have the breasts. They come in pairs, many different sizes, and can be seen from the front. It's special moves include the cleavage, and the occasional "nip slip". In the second corner we have the ass. These too come in pairs, many different sizes, but this one is seen from the rear. It's special techniques include the "moon", and the coveted thong cleavage.

Originally, I figured I would just sleep with 35 different women and see where my hands naturally focus on. After a lot of consideration I decided that it would take too long and instead decided to ask 35 different people what they prefer. Here are the results:

Breasts: 9

Ass : 26

There you have it! Ass wins by a landslide. Almost 75% of the people surveyed prefer ass over breasts on any given day. One can't help but ask the question: why? Why do people prefer the ass over breasts? Maybe it's because it is easy to look at a female's ass without getting caught. The breasts are facing the same direction as the eyes so there is no time to react if a female see's us and we end up like George Costanza. When looking at the ass, the girl has to turn around which gives enough warning to look somewhere else or pretend we're just staring at something on the floor.

Perhaps it is because the ass is so soft and supple, and bounces just perfectly. The ass makes us feel safe to hold it but at the same time makes us feel manly and strong. Walking down the street with a woman we can casually slide our hands across our womans ass and into her pockets without being ridiculed. That is a luxury we do not have with the breasts because it is seen as absurd. Even slapping. Try slapping a females ass. A lot of the time they'll enjoy it and be into it, perhaps even ask for a harder slap. Have you ever tried slapping a womans breasts? They do not appreciate it much, trust me.

Well there we have it, breasts just don't have what it takes to compete with the ass. Don't get me wrong, if a women comes along with her succulent breasts in our face, no one in their right mind would pass on it because there's no ass present. It is merely just a preference. So ladies, the next time your man says you have a thick ass, it is NOT a bad thing. It is definitely a compliment. Fella's, keep up the good work. To you ladies with nicer breasts than ass, we still have love for you no matter what. And to all the girls with the fine ass, we salute you!

Brought to you by the team at Mind of Mayshus

Guilty Pleasure

Ladies and Gentlemen! I come before you all today to try to tackle a debate that has plagued mankind for centuries! Is it alright to watch porn if you are in a relationship? To answer this, I asked a number of people 2 questions and came to a conclusion. These are the answers I found the most interesting and entertaining. All the people asked remain anonymous.

Question 1: If you are in a relationship, do you think it is alright for you to watch porn without having to hide it from your partner or feel guilty about it?

- "um no, I know some people don't like it but to each their own"

-"It's just porn, you shouldn't feel guilty"

-"Agreed. I'd get her in on it. Fuck"

-"I don't watch porn. Sicko"

-"Oh fuck yeah dude"

-"The idea is kinda vulgar to me. Why would I want to see people I don't even know naked?"

-"If they know and they're cool then i won't feel guilty. But if they don't like it n I do it behind their back then i'll feel guilty because I'm lying"

Question 2: Is it alright for your partner to watch porn?

-"Oh fuck yeah dude. I love walking in on them doing it"

-"Its like an accepted form of cheating. Its not all that different than having some random person in your room while you get off"

-"Maybe. It's the same thing as going to a strip club. If you're in a relationship why have the need to look elsewhere"

-"Would she have all sorts of crazy vibrators and shit? That stuff can be hot"

-"Yeah they can watch porn. Wait, what kind of porn? It depends"

-"Yeah, although i might feel threatened if they watched it everyday"

-"Of course as long as it's not an obsession or addiction. I think once in a blue moon is fine"

These question were asked to a wide variety of people. Some males, some females. Some were friends, some strangers, some managers, some co workers. If you look at some of the answers, the first question mainly had people feeling that it was alright for them to watch pornographic films. However, when asked how they felt about their partner watching it, there seems to be a double standard. There's a feeling of "it's ok if I do it, but I don't know if I want you doing it". One person even described watching porn as a form of cheating!! A lot of the answers were the same. Many people would say "yeah I should be able to watch whenever" but then when the second question is asked they would say "Oh.. I don't know about that one". There were those who are alright with both sides watching porn, but the double standard is definitely more dominant.

At the end of the day, everyone is going to have their own fantasies. Whether it is a well endowed woman, oiled up from head to toe, rubbing herself up against the camera while playing with various toys in various compromising positions while you watch and get off to this beautiful vixxen, or whether it is fantasy regarding a date with a special someone, we all do it. The key thing to remember is that they are just that, fantasies. Your partner is not actually part of that 14 person orgy, 5 of which are little people. They are merely just enjoying the show. So in my opinion, you should be able to watch porn without feeling guilty. The next time your partner tells you not to watch porn, you tell them to stop watching that show they like with that actor/actress they think is hot, because you know they fantasize about them! However we all know that because of this double standard, this will never happen. We will always have the issue of "I can do it but i don't know if they should". Oh well, what can you do? What do you guys think??

One-on-One exclusive: Leo Perez

So, it's no surprise that UFC and MMA's have gotten a lot of attention and respect in the last few years. MMA's stand for Mixed Martial Arts. It got this name because it is a combination of different forms of martial arts that people combine and master to make this new sport. One of the more popular martial arts form that these MMA fighters adopt is a stand up form called Muay Thai. What is Muay Thai? Well you're all in for a treat! I have a special one on one interview with Leo Perez, Amateur Muay Thai fighter. We talk about the sport, his training, and even talk about the legalization of MMA's in Ontario. Enjoy!

Hey Leo, thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to do this one on one. The readers and I really appreciate it. Lets get right into it

Q: So leo, for those that don’t know, what exactly is Muay Thai?

It’s the natural sport of Thailand. Called the sport of 8 limbs cuz you're using your legs knees elbows punches. Ya it’s a form of kickboxing, but not exactly kickboxing. Kickboxing and mt are similar but at the same time different. Kickboxing is a lot of jumping around, dab dab “oh I cant hurt you” where as muay thai is a lethal sport. Every weapon counts and is aiming for a knockout.

Q: What is it that attracted you to the sport?

Umm like many other people it was the movie “Ong Bak”. After I saw that I wanted to learn about the culture and the sport.

Q: and how long have you been doing it now?

About 2 years

Q: when you first started training, did you know you would take it to the level you are currently at?

When I first started I always envisioned myself wanting to fight so, yes, you can say I did see myself fighting.

Q: How many hours a week would you say you put into training and what does it generally consist of?

I put about 18-20 hours of training a week, when training for fights. That’s about 3 hours a day, 6 days a week. It starts with a run, no less than 5-8k, skipping then about 30 min workout consisting of pushups, situps squats,etc. aimed at warming up the body. Afterwards I hit the bags for 6-8 rounds which is 3 minutes each round so you do the math *laughs*. Then after it depends on the day but we either follow up with bag drills or pad work for another 5 or 6 rounds. After that I usually do a speed set drill and then finish off with 200 sit ups. And that my friend is what a workout consists of.

Q: would you consider this a “full time job” or more of a recreational activity?

Its not a full time job, yet. But at the same time I find it as a mix of both recreational and a full time job because it takes a lot of dedication to stay persistent in training.

Q: wow, sounds intense! Now, over the summer you participated in the TBAS Muay Thai classic and eventually won your bracket. Talk to us about that experience

Well, it was an experience in its own. You know something that I never thought I would’ve done. It was a tough weekend because making it to the finals meant I had 3 fights in 2 days. And ya I just had to keep my eye on the prize and make all the hard training pay off. Also, it was really cool traveling out of the country and participating in an event somewhere else. I got to know a lot of people and it was a fun weekend.

Q: now you’re fresh off a no shins fight in Calgary where you won via unanimous decision improving your amateur record to 4-0. Any idea where or when your next bout may be?

No, just gotta wait and see

Q: recently the UFC and MMA’s have been legalized in Ontario. What are your thoughts on this whole move and the fact that it took this long for it to happen?

Surprised that it took this long. I guess UFC being one of the biggest name brands out there will generate pofits that our province needs and it should help the MMA game in Ontario seeing as fighters won't have to travel all the time and they can fight in province

Q: Would you ever consider dipping into the MMA scene?

Uuuummmm no. I don’t have any plans to do MMA. I would like to learn BJJ but that’s it. I wouldn’t dabble in MMA

Q: Now, you’re a York University graduate with a degree in Environmental studies/minor in geography. Do you see yourself finding a profession in your major or given the opportunity would you rather fight and train professionally?

Given the opportunity I'd rather fight and train professionally. If you have the opportunity to do something you love and get paid for it, how do you lose? I still plan on doing post grad and trying to find a career at the same time but we’ll see how life unfolds

Q: speaking of professionals, as most people know a lot of the professional fighters have nicknames. Do you have a nickname and if so, how did you get to be known as this?

At the gym im know as “Bodman” because at the TBAS tournament, my swag was so stupid I scared a bitch straight donkey. Gucci Maine, BURRRR. And pretty much it’s just because I had apparently a really good swag game *laughs*

Q: sounds intimidating! Speaking of which, obviously in the ring you want to dominate your opponent and be tough. How does this persona relate to the Leo outside of the ring?

The leo outside of the ring is a sweet one of a kind type of guy. Yes, im a lover not a fighter. I only fight in the ring.

Q: quite the opposite eh? You seem to live a very busy life, constantly working and training. How do you find time to have a social life with friends and family?

Its hard -that’s what she said *laughs*. And uhh balancing everything is very difficult. You just gotta make some sacrifices. You cant be a winner at everything.

Q: you seem to have a great work ethic, not too common nowadays. Well Leo, its been great talking to you and learning more about you and the sport. Do you have any words of advice to those who are starting out in Muay Thai or those that are interested in the sport, whether it is to get fit or to one day enter the ring?

You have to find the dedication to stick with it. Yes its gonna be very tough in the beginning but if you push yourself out of the box and pass your limits, you will see results. Big shout outs to Kru Jen, and the whole team at YMT gym. Check us out at www.yorkmuaythai.com and come out! See y’all soon!

Amazing! You’re a real inspiration. Well thanks again for taking the time out of your busy schedule. As a fan and president of your fan club, I can personally tell you we are all looking forward to the next time you enter the ring. Keep training hard and remember, we’re all proud of you! I love you.

Well there you have it. The work Leo puts into his training is definitely unmatched by anyone I have ever met. He is definitely a man of many faces. We all wish him luck in all his future fights and professional career. As long as he keeps working hard, he can accomplish anything he wants! Hope you all enjoyed the interview and stay tuned!

Change is Good?

Simple answer: Yes. Change is always good.

It's funny because when we get into a routine and are use to our every day surroundings, change can be seen as negative. When something does not go the way we want it to or we need to adjust our plans, we get so upset and frustrated and decide to put a negative spin on change. The truth of the matter is that life IS change. No matter what aspect of life we are talking about (school, work, relationships, family) change is inevitable. How do we survive all this change? It is very simple: embrace it.

When something changes in our live's that is so unexpected or so unwelcome we usually find ourselves thinking "I wish I could go back to when things were normal" or "I wish I could change this". Why do we do this? We become so use to the way life is flowing that we forget life isn't linear. Life isn't as simple and one dimensional as we may all think. When things change we need to understand that this is the natural order of life. If life didn't throw us these curve balls, believe me it would be extremely dull.

Why do I say change is good? It's because it always leads to something new. Something we have never experienced before and may have never had the opportunity to experience it had it not been for the change happening in our lives. Change opens up a whole new perspective on the world. No matter how negative change may feel at first, it is all happening to us because we are meant to experience it. Embrace it, it is the best thing you can do!

So my advice to all of you: don't dwell on what could have been and accept the change. No matter how hard a time we may be having accepting changes, there is always something bright on the horizon. Problem is when we dwell on the change, we ignore the positive that comes with it. I'm not making this up! I haven't blogged in a while because there have been many changes in my life but in the end, things work for the best! Remember: Somewhere, over the rainbow, sky's are blue!

P.S. all you ladies out there, check out my friend's blog: http://xo-girlmeetsworld-xo.blogspot.com/ It is actually amazing! Also, stay tuned, I have a big interview with a special guest coming in the next few days ;)