Hottest/Sexiest female movie character.. Concluded!

Alright ladies and gentlemen, this is it. We have finally made to the top 5 female movie characters. It was a long a perilous journey but at last we are here. Lets dive right in shall we?

5. Satanico Pandemonium (Salma Hayek) - From Dusk till Dawn, 1996

First, I want to say that this movie is one bad ass flick. Yes, we are aware that in this movie Salma probably has maybe 2 or 3 lines ate the most but who cares. When Satanico comes out and starts doing her dance, it went from 6 to noon in every guys pants. She does her sexy little dance in her sexy little outfit and there was automatically a shortage of lotion and kleenex all over the world. Sure she turns into some ugly ass vampire and starts killing, but we can look past that. I mean, I can as long as she does that on her own time, not when she's with me.

4. Rachel Jansen (Mila Kunis) - Forgetting Sarah Marshall, 2008

Rachel Jansen is one of our all time favourites. Lets look at the obvious: she's fucking beautiful, she has a great smile, and a nice little tight body. Now let's look past that: is it just me or was Rachel the funnest hostess of all time? I mean, she starts hanging out with Peter, they start partying. She's funny, can take a joke, and can throw down when she has to. She even knows there's a topless picture of her in a bar bathroom and she's totally cool with that. Come on, if Rachel Jansen isn't in your top 5, you need to seriously re-evaluate your list.

3. Princess Leia Organa (Carrie Fisher) - Return of the Jedi, 1983

In "A New Hope", she wore that conservative white gown. In "The Empire Strikes Back", she was bundled up for the cold weather. So when she came out in "Return of the Jedi" sporting this skimpy gold bikini, you better believe that every Star Wars nerd got friction burns on their hands. To this day nerds still pleasure themselves to this image. Who knew that Princess Leia had such a great bod?! Not only that, but while wearing this little number she still manages to handle her business and dispose of Jabba the Hut. It takes a special kind of Princess to manage that task.

2. Natalia Rushman/Natasha Romanoff (Scarlett Johansson) - Iron Man 2, 2010

By day, she's the by the books sexy as hell Natalia Rushman. By night, she's the leather wearing, sexy as hell Natasha Romanoff. We know all girls have secrets but damn, this is one sexy ass secret. Even if she wasn't wearing the leather and just stuck to her pencil skirts, heels, and tight blouses, our jaws would still be on the floor. On top of all that, she can kick some ass. She's got some nice moves, so we know she's flexible. I wouldn't mind going a couple of rounds with her if you know what I mean.

1. Nancy Callahan (Jessica Alba) - Sin City, 2005

What guy doesn't have Jessica Alba in their top 5? Now picture Jessica Alba as a stripper, constantly in skimpy outfits, doing provocative dances. That, my friends, is Nancy Callahan. This chick is one sexy devil. For a girl who was kidnapped and almost raped/killed at the age of 11, we think she turned out just fine. What makes her different from all the other girls on the list? Well for starters, she is hella tough. I mean, after being whipped the way she was and still not scream, that has to count for something. And even when it seems as though the end was near, she still mocks the bad guys. That is one tough, sexy mamma. For these reasons, Nancy Callahan is our number one hottest/sexiest female movie character.

We did it guys. We got through the entire list. But I'm curious to see who's on you list. Drop us a line and let us know who would be on your list or who you feel didn't deserve to be on it. We hope to hear from you soon!

Hottest/Sexiest Female movie character.. Continued

OK so we made it through numbers 15-11. There were a few people who loved it, and those who did not agree. Lets re-cap: 15. Nadia (Shannon Elizabeth), 14. Gia Carangi (Angelina Jolie), 13. Kelly Van Ryan (Denise Richards), 12. Kathryn Merteuil (Sarah Michelle Gellar), 11. Sandy Olsson (Olivia Newton John). We are now entering the top 10, and this is where things get real juicy. So lets jump right in..

10. Danielle (Elisha Cuthbert) - The Girl Next Door, 2004

"I'm all wet, can I come in". That line alone justifies her being part of the top 10. I mean, what guy would not salivate at the idea of a super sexy porn star living next door to them? Not only is she smoking hot, but she she's such a sweet girl. Yes she is a porn star, meaning she probably takes a vast amount of penis, but it's nothing wearing a condom won't fix. Plus, she's willing to leave it all behind for the right guy.

9. Ginger Knowles (Halle Berry) - Swordfish, 2001

So we all know Halle Berry is one smoking hot lady. Her in any role automatically brings the sexiness up by 200% hands down. But in Swordfish she plays an undercover agent trying to infiltrate John Travolta's operation, all while wearing a wire. Just look at the picture. You see how nice and fit her... wire is? This role made splashes because this was the first time Halle shows some tittays. Sure she has a sex scene in Monster's Ball but it's with Billy Bob Thornton, and that's just gross man.

8. Sara Harris (Eva Mendes) - Training Day, 2001

No one really knew who this beautiful Cuban-American actress was until her role in training day. She plays the girlfriend of a bad ass Denzel Washington. Now, when you have a boyfriend like Denzel, you HAVE to be tough as nails. I mean, he is just one bad ass cop which means in order to be with him, she has to be one bad ass sexy mamma. It also helps that she has a nude scene in this movie.

7. Jessica Rabbit (Kathleen Turner) - Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, 1988
The only animated character to make the list, and with good reason. Lets forget the fact that she has great legs, or a nice slim waste, or nice thick rack. Lets forget that the the hair covering her one eye gives her a sexy, seductive look. Lets instead consider the fact she truly does not care about someones exterior. I mean, come on, she's married to a rabbit! She clearly only cares about what's on the inside which means anyone has a chance. Man, talking about a cartoon like this makes me feel a little weird...

6. Jennifer Check (Megan Fox) - Jennifer's Body, 2009

We could have put Megan Fox in any of her role's and it would have been hot. She may not be much of an actress, but she is definitely a looker. Now, picture being in high school and the hottest girl in school wanting to have sex with you. Every teenage boys dream. This is Jennifer Check. She is constantly horny and ready for some action, whether its with guys or girls. Sure, she may be a demon and may eat you after having sex with you, but hey, that sure is a way to go out. Dying after having sex with one of the hottest girls.. that's the way i want to go.

We're almost there guys! we've made it from 15-6 and are now entering our top 5!! Who made the cut? Only one way to find out..

Hottest/Sexiest Female movie character

Alright, so recently I finally got around to watching the movie "Grease". Yes yes I know, I'm way behind, but atleast i got around to watching it alright! Moving on, one thing I did notice was how hot Sandy Olsson was. Man, something about her innocent girl attitude and then transitioning at the end into a leather jacket wearing sex bomb just got the blood pumping. So much so, that it raised discussion here at the offices of Mind of Mayshus as to who are the hottest female movie characters. This lead to the creation of a list of the top 15 female movie characters. Before we go on, we need to address a few things. The characters were chosen based on attractiveness, sex appeal, and, in some cases, level of badassness. So without further ado, I bring to you the top 15 female movie characters as per the team at Mind of Mayshus, divided into 3 posts.

15. Nadia (Shannon Elizabeth) - American Pie, 1999

Come on man, do I really need to say why she made the list? Not only is she hot, but she has no issues with masturbating in a dude's bedroom. She didn't know Jim had left the house at all so as far as she knew, he could have been right outside but that did not stop her. On top of that, when Jim came into the room she was down for some action. Until Jim had a bit of a spill... But still, Nadia is definitely one of the hotter female characters.

14. Gia Carangi (Angelina Jolie) - Gia, 1998

Before she was Laura Croft, Mrs Smith, or that chick from Wanted, she played the role of super model Gia Carangi. This is one of the first times we see Angelina in all her topless glory. She's not overly thin either in the movie, and to top it all off, she has a couple girl on girl scenes. This was definitely one of Angelina's hotter roles.

13. Kelly Van Ryan (Denise Richards) - Wild Things, 1998

For starters, she is smoking hot. She plays a highschool student who is accusing her teacher of sexual assault. Throughout the movie, to keep herself safe from the law, she seduces whoever she has to to watch her own back. Now, I don't know of any guy who would pass up some Kelly Van Ryan action, but she's so good she even seduces a young Neve Campbell in one of the hottest pool make out scenes I have seen to date.

12. Kathryn Merteuil (Sarah Michelle Gellar) - Cruel Intentions, 1999

Yes, that is Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Only this time, she plays Ryan Phillippe's sexy and seductive step sister who makes a bet with him that she can seduce a virgin Reese Witherspoon before he can. You heard right, she believes her game is so tight that she can seduce a young, female virgin. That is hot. She even has a pretty passionate, tongue filled make out scene with a young Selma Blair. As you can tell, here at Mind of Mayshus, we are very into the girl on girl action.

11. Sandy Olsson (Olvia Newton John) -Grease, 1978

Sweet, sweet Sandy. The girl who inspired this list to be created. She's such a sweet, innocent young lady who gets caught up with the wrong crowd. No, just kidding. Danny's an alright guy I guess. But there's something about Sandy that is just so appealing. Maybe it's the whole good girl gone bad thing, or maybe its just the fact that she's hella hot. Whatever it is, we don't care, we just know that she is our number 11.

Well, those are our numbers 15-11. Stay tuned for the top 10 coming real soon!!

Century Club!

Flip cup, beer pong, kings, ring of fire. These are all drinking games that most (if not all of us) have either played or have witnessed people playing. We all have fun playing these games, people get drunk, have a laugh, and move on. But there's another game on the block that will seperate the real drinkers from the posers. The game I speak of is The Century Club.

Century Club, aka Centurion aka Century Challenge aka Chicken of the North aka Hundred's Club is a game strictly involving beer. The main objective of the game is to have a shot of beer every minute for 100 minutes and be the last one standing. We all know that beer does not have nearly the same amount of alcohol content as shots of hard liqour do, which leads people to believe that taking 100 shots of beer is nothing. Do not be mistaken, it is no easy task.

Let's do some Mind of Mayshus math for a bit. A GOOD shot glass is about 1.5 oz. Since we are taking 100 shots of beer, it equals to about 150 oz. A standard bottle of beer is 341 mL. There are approximately 29.6 mL in one ounce. Since we are consuming 150 oz, it is equal to 4440 mL. Now divide that by 341 (mL per beer bottle) and you get approximately 13. What does that mean? That means that within 100 min, or 1 hour and 40 min, you are consuming 13 beers!! Most people don't even drink that many beers throughout a whole night! Call it whatever you like, but the Century Club is no easy task.

Why do I bring this game up? Well, we here at Mind of Mayshus feel that it would be quite entertaining if I tried to tackle the Century Club. I will try to consume 13 beers within 100 minutes! I don't even want to do it to be honest, but I will do it for you guys: the fans!! My promise to all the Mind of Mayshus faithful is that I will attempt the Century Club in 2011, and post many pictures for your entertainment. It will take a lot of work, but it will get done.

So the next time you're with all your friends playing drinking games, why not try the Century Club? It promises to deliver a drunken good times. In the mean time, check out this video of some guys attempting to do the Century Club.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfzVYBWh2ZA&NR=1&feature=fvwp
*note: not for those with a weak stomach*

Brought to you by the team at Mind of Mayshus

Happy Holidays!!

On behalf of the entire staff at Mind of Mayshus, we want to wish you all a Happy Holidays!

The Holidays are a time to have fun and rejoice. Why? Because school is out, you get to see tons of family, and you can eat whatever the hell you want because it's the Holidays and it's expected!

So whether you're with your family, watching Home Alone, or A Charlie Brown Christmas, or whether you're just taking the day to relax, enjoy it! Get ready for a huge day of shopping on Boxing day!

We also want to wish you a fun and safe New Years! We worked hard all year, so now it's time to party even harder! Make sure to bring in the new year with a bang... LITERALLY if you know what I mean. Just remember, DO NOT drink and drive. Or at least don't get caught doing it. No one wants to start 2011 with a DUI.

Happy Holidays!!!

22tracks

I'm sure most of you have already come across this, but for those who have not; PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE take the time to check out www.22tracks.com. You will be doing yourself a huge favour. I don't know about you, but I could be doing homework, playing video games, or even just hanging out alone or with friends, and have music playing in the background. But what happens when you find yourself saying "I heard this already" or asking your friends "who knows any good music?". Well fear not! 22tracks has your back!

So what is 22tracks? To put it simply: it is an online jukebox. It is 22 playlists, all from different genres, each consisting of 22 songs. These genres include Hip Hop, RnB, Country, Contemporary, Dancehall and many others. There is essentially something for everyone. There is no registration, membership, or donation required. You just go to the site and the music starts playing.

The songs on the playlist are a mix of the latest music from your favourite artists and fresh, new, up and coming artists. Each playlist has a dedicated DJ from Amsterdam that updates the playlist with new music throughout the week, keeping the playlist nice and fresh.

Like a song you're listening to? You can add it to "My22" and set up your own playlist. This neat tool allows you to set up your own playlist consisting of your favourite tracks from any genre!

Want your friends to know about a new song? Click on the "share track" button to promote it on your twitter and Facebook for all your friends to see. Like a song so much you want to add it to you Ipod? You can click the shopping cart to buy the track on iTunes. It's so easy that anyone can listen, promote, and download good and new music!

So please take the time and visit www.22tracks.com! You will not regret it. There is music for people that enjoy almost any genre. It is definitely worth your time, I promise you that!

PS: mindofmayshus will be undergoing some new and exciting changes so keep an eye open for that in the new year!!

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Bits of Tits or an Assortment of Ass: Natures Bloods vs Crips

So, after my last blog I was getting some rave reviews. People were really enjoying the direction it was going in because they felt like they could relate to it and in a sense "use" the information. With that said, I decided to once again do some hardcore investigative reporting and get to the bottom of one of the biggest rivalries known to man. These two combatants have been at war for centuries and today the team at Mind of Mayshus will try to once and for all end this battle! I, of course, am talking about the age old battle of Breasts vs Ass: What do men really prefer?

In the first corner we have the breasts. They come in pairs, many different sizes, and can be seen from the front. It's special moves include the cleavage, and the occasional "nip slip". In the second corner we have the ass. These too come in pairs, many different sizes, but this one is seen from the rear. It's special techniques include the "moon", and the coveted thong cleavage.

Originally, I figured I would just sleep with 35 different women and see where my hands naturally focus on. After a lot of consideration I decided that it would take too long and instead decided to ask 35 different people what they prefer. Here are the results:

Breasts: 9

Ass : 26

There you have it! Ass wins by a landslide. Almost 75% of the people surveyed prefer ass over breasts on any given day. One can't help but ask the question: why? Why do people prefer the ass over breasts? Maybe it's because it is easy to look at a female's ass without getting caught. The breasts are facing the same direction as the eyes so there is no time to react if a female see's us and we end up like George Costanza. When looking at the ass, the girl has to turn around which gives enough warning to look somewhere else or pretend we're just staring at something on the floor.

Perhaps it is because the ass is so soft and supple, and bounces just perfectly. The ass makes us feel safe to hold it but at the same time makes us feel manly and strong. Walking down the street with a woman we can casually slide our hands across our womans ass and into her pockets without being ridiculed. That is a luxury we do not have with the breasts because it is seen as absurd. Even slapping. Try slapping a females ass. A lot of the time they'll enjoy it and be into it, perhaps even ask for a harder slap. Have you ever tried slapping a womans breasts? They do not appreciate it much, trust me.

Well there we have it, breasts just don't have what it takes to compete with the ass. Don't get me wrong, if a women comes along with her succulent breasts in our face, no one in their right mind would pass on it because there's no ass present. It is merely just a preference. So ladies, the next time your man says you have a thick ass, it is NOT a bad thing. It is definitely a compliment. Fella's, keep up the good work. To you ladies with nicer breasts than ass, we still have love for you no matter what. And to all the girls with the fine ass, we salute you!

Brought to you by the team at Mind of Mayshus